MEME- 10 things....

SO IAI tagged me AGAIN!!!! so here are the 10 strange/bizzarrio things you may not know about me....some of these are like IAI and some are just random...here we go..

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1. I hate to make left hand turns. I guess it's this obsession I have with doing everything ON THE WAY to something else. I feel as though I am wasting time otherwise. Freak me out. Left hand turns BAD....

2. I can't stand moving/blinking lights. I laugh at my self to the irony that I sell blinking and flashing novelty items. I just see them and my mind starts racing and I honestly start getting angry want to strangle/hurt someone angry. *cookoo* *cookoo*~ finger in circular motion by the temple of my head~

3. I am the biggest procrastinator. While I always pride myself in getting all my projects completed on time and often early, I will put it off to the VERY last moment. I think honestly that I am one of "those" who only produces TRUE greatness when in a "crunch"...That and I THRIVE on the adrenaline rush. Kind of like the time I jumped out of a perfectly good plane, or bunji jumpped....Junkie...thrill seeker I am...

4. I have been held at gun point. This has happened twice in my life. The first time when I worked for the Prosecuting attorney's office. The dweeb just got out of the state mental prison and wanted to see his attorney. "SURE"! Can I get you a cup of coffee??? The second time I was working Graveyard at the local gas station and the nimrod came in and DEMANDED all the cigs I could get into the bags. "SURE" no problem. Will that be menthol or 100's? Both times I was all calm until after the perp was apprehended. The gas station was a "stop off point" for a couple of "officers" and they saw the whole thing. They couldn't believe how calm and collected I was. They said they had been keeping an eye on me since this perp was "hittin'" local gas pumps. I got a nice reward for helping put him in the can! WHOOO HOOO!

5. I own porn. That's right porn. I think its' totally hot and fun to play around. I don't hide or deny it in public either. Multi-billion dollar industry someone is buying it...RIGHT???

6. I can't stand sports on TV. HOWEVER, I love to play or go to LIVE events. While I LOVE the game of football live or on TV, I can't stand to watch other games on TV. Take GOLF, DID you see the ball??? How can you see the ball? I can barely see it when I play...let alone on the TV. BASEBALL, 9 innings? Please, can I get some xanex over here? Basketball, all comes down to the last 4 min so why am I watching the WHOLE game? Back and forth, back and forth. Seriously. Take me to a live game and WHOOOO HOOOOO!!! I'm the biggest fan! On TV...I start thinking, I have laundry or ironing to do...cookies anyone?

7. I have dated different men with the same names. I went through a Dean phase. Dated 2. Then Jeff, I have dated 4 men named Jeff. Jim I have dated 2. Nevermind the whole zodiac sign..."what is your name?"

8. I have psychic/medium dreams/abilities. I wish I was as dead on as the psychic's on TV but I only get dreams about accidents. Mostly car accidents. The cop that was rear-ended in PHX(Jason), I dreamt that a week before it happened. Then when I saw the reports, I was like" hey the cab driver fell asleep" I even called it in. They of course LAUGHED at me. Turns out it was kind of like that...I also "dreamt" about a plane crash ( I figured it was too much flying for work) then 3 days later in CA. the very plane I dreamt about crashed into a farm house. JUST LIKE THE DREAM(shivers). I also get "gut feelings" and will miss car accidents that could have been me orI will choose an opposite of what I would normally, and not know WHY....

9. I used to carry a consealed weapon. Back when I worked for the prosecuters office I volunteered on a Juvenlie Deversion program. Shopplifters and such. Most of the "hearings"were at night and I wanted something to keep me safe/self protection. (I secretly felt like a big ole bad azz) These were mostly first time offenders that came before us rather than see the"mainstream" court room. I called it the Scared Straight into the world program... Anyway, I used to pack and conseal a gun for personal protection. Then after being held at gunpoint, something happened inside of me. I couldn't do it. I knew that I could no longer shoot to kill, which anyone will tell you, is a must to declare self defense..."You must feel your personal LIFE is at risk". I firmly believe that we should have all the guns in the world Just stop making bullets....Rather left winged I know...I am sure if I happened to need I could do anything to save my life or my nieces lives.....hmmmm. Anyway bare arms fi you want. ;o)~

10. I have to match. This is an OCD complusion that I don't even think about anymore, but do ALL the time. Not just my clothes but my scivies as well. If I am wearing non matching bra and panties...I get all goofy like "what if the EMT see's me like this" I mean WHAT if...sheets, pillows must match. The color has to be complementry or It is back to the store for you. I do this with my kitchen, dishes, clothes, jewlery even my car accessories need to match...Come to find out this a trait of the libra....along with our constant "worry"...Yeah Tums is my best friend.

11. Things you will always find in/on my desk at a job (any job). Tums, finger nail file, nail clippers, tea bag, coffee cup, clock radio/CD player, pen cup, pens with flowers on the end (don't want anyone stealing my $.13 pen now) staples, anti bacterial hand sanitizer in all assortment of fragrences, (mathcing remember)stapler, tape holder w/tape in it perfectly alinged w/ the stapler, cascade file folder, sticky notes in all astro bright colors, and the computer. If I don't have that all organized and neat, I am not doing SH*T till it is in order.
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12. I can sleep through a fire alarm. In college my roomie was a light sleeper she would toss and turn while I would drink a pot of coffee and fall asleep 10 min later. One soundnight, she was 1/2way down the 13 flights of stairs and noticed that I was not following her....she gets back and THERE I was sound asleep. "HOW CAN YOU NOT HEAR THAT?????" she yelled OVER the fire alarm. Then she flippred on the light and I sat straight up and yelled, "HEY" it's a fire we gots to go!"...She was in such disbelief she almost fogot to follow...OMG...Sound sleeper I am...or when the phone rings I am awake instantly...lots of deaths in our family...phone calls in the middle of the night were a BAD BAD thing...(thanks Dirty for reminding me of that!) ROFLMAO!!!


SO there is the 12 most crazy bizzarrio things about me...I don't have anymore. I am normal. HA!!!

So now I am tagging Fairmaiden...and since Dirty Birdie already got this tag....hmmmmmmm I tag LEX.

OK guys off to work you go! chop chop!