Where did he come from?

It was a typical Saturday night for the glow business, as summer patrons have spent all week "living" up our country's independance, I finished work at 12:15am. Still ampped up and raring to play, I drove to support a friend who was hosting Karaoke. As I drove through the parking lot I slowed down looking for the spot to park my car. It's always a challenge to find a spot on a busy night and something I don't have to BACK out of after I have had several drinks. While looking left right left, ready to pull into my spot...IT happens.

Ricky Race car comes from out of NO WHERE and races to the spot and does the ole pull through.

{{{{{GASPS}}}}} "WTF?!?!!Where the HELL did this prikck come from?", I said to myself in the car.

Then I went and did something....I jumped out of the car (leapping before thinking...BAD) And started cursing like a sailor. Here is how the exchange went down:

Me: WHAT the Hell is your F**cking problem? You come racing into a parking lot at 40 MPH like some bat out of hell. Did you even see me, and that you damn near crashed my car!!!!

Passenger: *Looks around confused*

Driver: ~opens the door and steps out~ Hey, Like I am SORRRY! You are right, I should have been more careful. ~holds hands up like on COPS show~

Me: *mouth hanging open* You know what? I accept your appology and THANK YOU! Thats all I wanted. ~slightly defeated~ Looking around for Ashton Kuscher and the crew from Punked.

Driver: Really, I am sorry.

Me: Well thank you for saying it. ~humph~

Later that night, in the bar, the server brings me a drink. I looked at her and said I didn't order this. She says, the guy who almost crashed into your car did. I looked over and did the nod and raised my glass. *drinks shot*

Then I told her to buy him a drink with this info: "Please crash my car, but when you do be sure that it is a total loss". See then I could get a new car! LOL ;D

NOW, first off, when I jumpped out of the car and started running my mouth it didn't even occur to me that I could get SHOT for such mouthing off. Secondly, When I did realize that I could have eaily gone the other way...My heart just about leaped out of my chest...Then I realized it was all good food for the blog. So Once again "bambi's mouth" went running before the dark roots did the thinking... *giggles* Which got me an A in college for a Chincano Studies class...But that is a story for a whole different day.

So fellow bloggers, this may be a perfect example of why I am single. I freak out and over react to the stupid. I wig out, jump out of cars and run my mouth before thinking...Then again, I swear that is why I buy expensive shoes...They just taste better, since I spend so much time with my foot in my mouth.