We interupt this program...

[aaaaaaaaaaaarerrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhh]
My cellular phone......
My trusty stead.....
What is next.....

So as if my life isn't stressful enough..*deep sigh* my phone isn't working. Yeah that is right, the most frustrating part is I can receive calls and can not make them, nor can I access my phone directory in the memory. GREAT! SO even IF I wanted to call someone...I don't know their phone number. LOL ;o) So If you are reading this...I can't call you! I can power it on and off, but can't call anyone...So THANKFULLY I am watching my nieces today and have a land line.

I call up Cingular wireless, thanks to the internet, (Formally AT&T) and they in the past have been LESS than "all that and a bag of chips". So with my past experiences in my front mind...I call the Technical Guru's and explain that I can get calls, just nothing on the key pad will respond. PHEW. It's covered under the warrenty. So I ask the next logical question..."Can I go into a store and exchange it and they send back this POS?" UM no. I have to wait for the "warrenty" department to EXPRESS mail/UPS to my home address and I should have it as early as tomorrow...(for an extra $1.75 on my bill of course). Well OK...Best option I have no other choice. I mean after all they have me by the short and curlies here. This was only after I had to remove the battery, read the serial numbers and then reassemble the phone. NOPE no workie...Then the million questions...Have you had it in extreem heat/cold? (I guess she doesn't know that I live in Phoenix.) have I dropped it in water or exposed it to any liquid (Good lord NO!) So after I passed the "pop" quiz I am advised of the return policy and that my new phone should be here as soon as tomorrow! WHOOO HOOO. Then before she got off I thought, HEY can I get the pink one? I mean after all if you have to send me a new one...why not get the Pink one. "UM NO." Sorry. LOL Hey I tried.

So now, the rest of my day will be filled with kids laughing and disney movies. I just hope that my check is here today. I still haven't got my check from last week. I found out that I will have to wait 14 days if they put a stop payment and reissue. WHAT??? That is the craziest thing I have heard of. I think I need to find a "non government job" the fact that I have to wait 14 days to stop the payment of a check that is OBVIOUSLY lost in the US postal service...is INSANE. I mean don't these people have bills to pay? I bet you $200 that if it were a senator or some big wig that the check would be hand delivered...I see how I rate! I am sure that is because I have done the payroll and I have issued checks and reconcilled...I know that it is a mere stroke of the keyboard...POOF and I could ISSUE a new check...Seriously....

~popping xanex, and chewing a tums~


I knew I should have just gone back to bed this fine morning....Ahhhh life. Isn't it grand???