Who is the....

Let's play WHO is the biggest azz..
Everyone ready?
The rules are simple...Hey Wench, my azz is talking over here*AHEM*
Ok so the rules are simple. I Superstar will vent about several situations and Y'all in Blog land get to rate the Azz ~shakes head~ I mean Burro on the merit of the action described. We will be using a 5 star system (DUH I am one of those Hollywood types). OK? 1 star for really not that big a deal and 5 stars for WTF?? UNBELIEVEABLE!!! OK? Ready? GOOD! here we go:

Senario # 1.
Last week Alice my trusty car broke down and of course my first call after hanging up the phone was to my sister Who called her husband. my Bro-In-Law that called the tow company and *poof* I was on my way to car fixer-up-heavean. So, I am FREAKING out about the costs (I think we all remember my rant last week!) Anyway, BIL says, Hey I will get the tow bill written off. OK FAB for me after dropping $431. The remaining $92 for the tow truck was a "nice" break. Problem: The tow bill did not get "waived", "absorbed" or "written off". Instead, I get a call from my sister telling me to pay it right away or THEY will take it out of his check.
~wide eyes looking for laugh from audience~
*ahem* OK so, $92. Not that I expect a "freebie" but it was implied, and should I recap the number of days I spend looking after my nieces for FREE????? FYI rules of paying a sitter are, $5/hr per child. So for a 11-12 hour day the sitter should get for 2 kids, $120. SO, lets see...2X a week for 3 months last summer??? Anyone else doing the math? UM ok so I did volunteer but please help me? Don't you think if your sister or Brother had been so helpful you would have just "taken care of a $92 tow bill"????
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Senario #2:
My 8th grade class had a car wash without any supervision. 2 students were seen "hangin out" of the Tankini's and the others started a water fight. That is nothing compared to thier SNARKY azz behavior on Monday.
The Vice Principal asked me to have them all write a letter to the 2 adults that supervised them on Saturday morning.
I included items that they should be sure to mention in the "body" of the letter. 1. The food, snaks and sodas. 2. The taking time out of their personal lives to support THEIR LAST MIN PLANNING. 3. stating because of their help they were able to raise $$$$ monies.
SO, What do I get while REMINDING them about how to write a letter? More disrespect and snarky comments. SO I made it a graded assignment.
When I began reading the assignments, I get incomplete sentences, backhanded comments of thanks that included, "Even though you MADE us clean your office..." "Supposedly you were helping us, but hey, we made $$$$ anyway"...
~shakes head~

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Senario #3
I have this EX that is/was an aquaintance friend that I talk to from time to time. He calls when HE wants something. He also is one of those who, only wants what he can't have. SO hearing of me playing in the band w/ "the boys" this last week spurred up my phone like a light-up Christmas tree in July.
I told him, Go away. If you don't have anything nice to say. DONT SAY ANYTHING. I am sick of you acting like I am a girlfriend. I am sick of you dissing, AZ, PHX and offending my CHOICE to live in this *ahem* to use his words "Hell Hole"...YEAH well, IF you are that unhappy, GET THE F**K OUT! Pack up your SH*T and get the FU*K OUT OF AZ. Can I get you a Police escort?!?!?!?! We can make it happen....OH yes I can.

OK people...on a Star system rate for me where I should be on the level of pissed off, irritated, and ready to take some kind of action.
1 being I shouldn't be that bent out of shape and 5 being OH YEAH, HELLL Yeah I would be upset too.

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Good luck to all!