Open memo to HR

TO: HR Fat A$$ (Human Resources)
From: Ms Bambi
Re: My benefits and back pay

Dear HR benefit's manager,
I respecfully request that you remove your HEAD from your a$$ so that I can get my medical/dental and benefits promised me when I agreed to work for this company. I have further provided you with over 1 month of services teaching, and yet to receive it. HELLO?? I have NOT been paid forit, I was "promised" a payment. (??? WHEN can I expect said payment?) The "promise" aformentioned pay was "wrongly" given to me last Friday then Taken out the same day. I was advised that "opps" we "over" paid you. HOW RUDE!!!

As a previous HR Guru, I have respectfully gone to my channels aka "chain of command" in my school and district. I respectfully(You haven't said anything w/out sarcasim yet) request this matter is resolved IMMEDIATLY. TODAY. STOP putting me off. Should said aformentioned "problem" not be resolved I will be forced to take action. (As a former Guru in HR I KNOW who to CALL) How about, start looking for a good attorney. I know a whole group that would LOVE to file a civil suit. I will have a new job tomorrow...I am not worried about having a teaching post. YOU should be worried about loosing the best Language arts teacher you have had at this school in 5 years (As told to me by the Principal.)

Taking action including and up to Termination of your LAZY non human resouces FAT a$$. You have medical coverages, perscriptions covered, while I suffer paying out of pocket for my NEEDED Asthma meds. NOT to mention, when I brought this matter to your attention, rather than provide a SOLUTION...NO you wanted to blame ME!

*GASPS*

So FIX this problem. Why must I continually do my job and be forced to do your job too? I am supposed to be providing a quality education for students. NOT sitting at my computer, calling your FAT A$$ on the telephone, BEGGIN' you to do your job. THIS IS NOT a BLAME game. However, since you insist that this situation is ALL my fault for not bringing it to YOUR attention SOONER (Feb, March, April a letter from our CEO and now 2 e-mails)...Meanwhile I am still no closer to getting my medications. FURTHER, I am advised that you will be BACK dating deductions from me. WTF?!?!?!?! NO.

SO HR, Benefits FAT A$$ YOU SUCK! You couldn't manage your way out of a WET paper bag. Seriously! You are not even qualified to give blow jobs on the 8 mile(Our Corporate offices are in Detroit) or even BEGGIN for $$ $$$...You should be FIRED. FIRED. ~rolls eyes~

Respectfully (She writes and says it with such distain...)
Ms Bambi