Cowboy joke...

I have been busy with my new class and my new teaching job, and life. Turns out that the wreches I USD to work for did the pay based on the "school year" not the fiscal year. UM HELLO?!?!? I beleive I asked this VERY question when HIRED so that I could sock drawer money away....OH WELL. It's over and good riddence. I finally got my medical deductions and not only did they not issue it on a HARD check, they opted for the Direct Deposit, BUT they TAXED it AGAIN!!! F**CKERS! ~shakes head~ How do you Direct deposit when an employe is FIRD?!?!?! Who cares...I am so done!!

*sigh*
I am just glad to have a new contract, IN Writing! I got to pivk my wall colors and arrange the furniture. I am so excited! WHOOO HOOO!!! Hazing is OVER!

So here is a clver red neck joke for the weekend! Enjoy:


A cowboy walks into a bar, a few milesWest of Brokeback Mountain
and, after two steps in,he realizes it's a gay bar.

What the hell," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, What's the name of your 'willy'?
"The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your 'willy'.
Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.'
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies."

The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margaritaand says, "So, what is the name of yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, FORD, because "'Quality is Job One."

Then he adds, Have you driven a Ford lately?"

The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY,'Like a Rock!' And gives a wink!

Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my 'willy' is SECRET. Now give me a beer."

"The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"

The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN"