Cranium Inversion

Look firmilar to anyone?!?!?!
Yes?
Let me introduce you to my "former" employeer.
Yes this is the fabulous HR Directors' lackie...Well I can only assume her head needs to see to type out all of the TERMINATION letters sent to ALL employee's of my "former" school.
Yep
You guessed it..
I got the "royal" shaft.

~shakes head~

I have yet to receive said letter, as I think the USPS suffers from this same craium inversion. Yes, my mail has all been returned to sender, stating I don't live there. WTF?!?!?!
So Monday morning, I went and discussed with a manager that this is rediculous, I have filled out countless "green cards" and countless change of address forms. ~shrugs shoulders~ I have even PAID ~smacks self in head~ to request all the same info ON LINE!!! That is right. For the convience of "changing your address on line" you will pay a $1.07 "convience" fee. WTF?!?!?!? Meanwhile I get all my bulk mail, ads and an occational bill from the occational sender...I have switched to all bills online. NO paper. ;o)


OK so back to final check, pay and letter.

Dear CSAS,
Please remove your crainum from your rectum.

Firing otherwise loyal employee's is the worst form I have ever seen. (OH and I live in the south...equal rights my big toe.)*ahem* further, you have not provided "cause" as to said termination of employee's and "at will" employement or not you P.O.S. loosers are going to pay every UI claim that gets filed. WHY??!?! Because I can show cause that you are trying to stiff us all out of it, by not calling it a LAY OFF which in fact, since according to your letter, we will be "hired" back on with preference...IT is in fact not a terminiation...

Prior to teaching for a living I worked as a Director of HR and I PROMISE you that you all will pay of all the injustice I have seen here. I can not wait to notify the Department of Education, the Department of Labor and for the record I filed a greivance with the Unemployment commission as well as a claim. F*** you and your lousey customer service. A Letter? A certified Letter? That is the way in which you terminate people? OH and since I have YET to recieve mine, I had to hear about it from other employee's?!?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME????

You should never have brought in a P.O.S. consultant whom created the most hostle work enviornment I have ever witnessed. (I have had to lay off over 300 employee's in one day before. so...~right and and left making balance~) YES you suck big balls, big green and black donkey balls.

I would rather starve, substitue teach, or work as a temp than to work for your POS company ever again.

Sincerely,
Aren't you glad I don't own an OOZZZIE and work for the Post office?