You might be a redneck if...

This is a picture of your car and the "alarm"!

Here is a joke I got this week in E-mail land! OMG I laughed so hard that I was crying and the School nurse had to ask if I was ok!

THE BAPTIST & THE COWBOY

A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice..."

Have a great weekend!!!!