Too many or the flu....

I woke up Monday morning got dressed and ready for the day when it hit like a ton of bricks. That is right I started heaving like something out of "the witches of eastwick" Oh. My. God. I had no idea that the human body could have that much food and water in it. Yes, I went out the night before and had 3 drinks. Yes folks, 3 drinks. I normally can drink up to 5-6 for a 5 hour period of going out with little buzzing or drunken craziness. So This HAD to be the flu. Worse yet I ate a breakfast roll and 3 glasses of water and 2 hours later I watched it all over again in the horrible repeat adventure at the toilet. I mean really. What the hell?

Now I am pissed. Is this a hang over and I totally deserve it, or is this really the flu? I gave up trying to figure it out after my 4th go around, (once in the kitchen sink...Yes it hit me that fast that I didn't even have time to get to the bathroom.) praying to the toilet! I honestly have never had a hang over that included puking 14 hours later. So, Perhaps to error on the side of caution, maybe drinking had something to do with it...I think it is more the "start of cold and flu season".

To top things off last night we had 2 inches of rain in less than 1 hour. For those of you who live in a rainy city this is NOTHING...A drop in the bucket. However, Us AZ folks it is "flash flood" and instant panic. Washes start over flowing, Commercials are replaced with New updates on road conditions and stupid drivers think an SUV and a Hummer also have a inboard/outboard motor located on it. LOL ;o) Hence the "stupid motorist" Law that was passed several years ago. My dog Dakota gets a bit freaked out w/ the thunder and lightning. So this is how it all played out.

I am wrapped in a blanket on the sofa, Dakota is barking at the lightning and runs to the bathroom when she hears the thunder. She crawls into the tub and shakes. When She gets little or no attention, she will come out like a bull in a china shop and jump on me as if she were a 20 lbs lap dog, not the 80 lbs dog she is...This goes on for an hour. Finally it stopped. Then this morning I awoke to her SHIVERING on my bed. Seriously shaking so hard that it woke me up! Who needs alarm clocks! Just order the inclimate weather and *POOF* More thunder and Monsoon weather. I just wish I didn't feel so achey. Every muscle in my rib cage feels like some kind of alien tried to crawl out of me. My arms and legs are weak. All I can think of is to get some coffee in me. ~coffee march to the kitchen~

I am going with I had the flu, hang overs do not last this long.