Interview?

All of your questions seem to involve teaching. SOOOOO without further ado, I give you our interview ALA~ Barbara Walters style~

Jali: "If I had to choose TODAY would you still choose to teach?"

Bambi: YES! I choose everyday (while some days are harder and more frustrating) when the alarm goes off, that I am going to teach the little sh*ts something, even if I have to BEAT them with a wet noodle all day!!!! hehehehe, just kidding. I love the light that goes on in their eyes when they get "IT"!!!

Effortlessley Average: "What's something you might do differently if you could "go back" but know what you know today?"

Bambi: I would not charge so much on my credit cards in college, nor would I spend money on things/possestions and ruin my credit. You know, things like my own engagement ring with my EX-finance. ~shrugs~ In fact I might actually change my major and be A-OK with it!

RedHOT sexy Papa: Reason vs Excuse? Concern vs Busybody? Yellow is actually pink colour in disguise. Agree?

Bambi: HA! NO EXCUSES!!! My class motto is "Bring me solutions not problems" or "BE the solution not the problem". Concern becomes a "busybody" when we don't agree with their opinion. I mean, ~shakes head~ "what do you mean I am FAT and not fluffy????" HA!!! YELLOW vs. PINK: I actually like Yellow and pink equally, but I have to FAVOR pink as I dis'ed it for so long!

LOS: If you had it to do all over again, what would you try to do (work-wise, or life-wise)?

Bambi: No way! I have LOVED all the job/career choices I have made. (Could have shot and killed some of the A-holes I worked FOR, but that is a whole different story!) In fact I almost feel like that TV show called "the Pretender". The show was based on a think tank lab rat human that was able to become any profession he wanted, while righting the unjustices of the world. HMMM not that I think working for an airline can do all that, but, I would not be the teacher I am today if I hadn't tried all those other "jobs" first!

LBB: What is your most and your least favorite thing about teaching? Why?

Bambi: My favorite thing about teaching is all the vacation time. WHY? I used to hate negotiating the whole Christmas timeoff issues. I have lots of things to do and I need a paycheck!!!! My least favorite thing about teaching is that I can't BEAT the kids! SERIOUSLY, I hate that I am the psydo parent, attempting to teach kids things like, how to put a napkin in the lap BEFORE they chow down food. Then again, I love the challenge that I get to F**K with their minds and they don't even know it. Teaching is still hans down, so much better than a M-F 9-5 corporate American Lab rat job! I don't know that I could EVER go back to that...CUBICLE *shitters* EWWWWW. This is an enviornment that is the closest to being your own boss that I have ever had!!!

OK I will take any other questions that you all might have. I honestly am open....